Going back to Cali

You know you are back in Northern California when:


1- the sea is freezing cold but there are still people on the beach.
2 - there are bible quotes on the bottom of the best fast food.
3- you overhear a Chinese woman and a gay guy talking about driving out to the Midwest to see an Indian woman who thinks she is the reincarnation of Ganesha. (sorry no picture available)